Johnny

Hi. I'm Johnny. Yes, the Johnny.

Confident? Absolutely. Handsome? Obviously. In love with people? Completely, unapologetically, wildly in love with people.

I don't just like humans - I collect them. If you sit down, I'm in your lap. If you stand up, I'm supervising. If you're sad, I'm purring directly at the problem until it goes away. You're welcome.

Let's address the tiny medical footnote: I'm FIV+. Before you panic - relax. I plan on living a long, happy, indoor-only life being spoiled like the king I am. FIV just means my immune system likes a little extra care. It does not mean I'm anything less than amazing. Honestly, it just makes me exclusive.