Alonso

Alonso: small, soft, slightly mysterious, and somehow in charge of everything.

Meet Alonso (a.k.a. The Void With Opinions 🐾)
At 6 months old, Alonso is a bold, fearless adventurer who has never once had a single sensible thought—and frankly, is thriving because of it. Equipped with night-vision eyes and absolutely no survival instincts, Alonso spends each day asking the important questions like, “What if I sprint directly into that wall?” and “Can I fit inside this glass that is clearly smaller than my head?”

A highly skilled operative in the field of Chaos Engineering™, Alonso has successfully completed advanced missions such as:
• Knocking things off tables while maintaining full eye contact
• Screaming for food as if legally starved (fed 4 minutes ago)
• Teleporting onto your shoulders without warning
• Becoming liquid to access places no creature should fit

Despite a full-time commitment to nonsense, Alonso is also aggressively affectionate. Personal space? Never heard of it. If you sit down, you are now furniture. If you lie down, you are now a mattress. If you exist, you are now being cuddled—congratulations.

Alonso’s hobbies include:
• Parkour, but with zero planning
• Fighting dust particles and winning (barely)
• Dramatic flopping for attention like a tiny Shakespearean actor
• Staring into the void (networking)

Fun fact: Alonso does, in fact, have a mysterious little white spot—but you’ll have to meet him in person to unlock that level of lore.

Weaknesses:
• Closed doors (a personal betrayal)
• Empty food bowls (even if emotionally empty)
• Being told “no” (will be ignored immediately)
Long-term goals:
Gain full control of the household, overthrow all authority, and finally catch the mysterious Red Dot™. only

Alonso is a INDOOR only kitty

1st vaccination only