Yeet

Hi, I'm Yeet. I'm one year old, I was a stray, and I have never once met a snack I didn't believe was meant for me. Food is my love language, my motivation, and frankly my life's work. If you're eating, cooking, or even thinking about food, I will be there to supervise.

I have a lot of energy and absolutely no fear, which once led me to decide that jumping out of my condo was a fun new game. When my human "yeeted" me gently back to safety, I assumed this was part of the enrichment experience and requested several more rounds. I get overstimulated easily because the world is just... a lot, and I want to experience all of it at once.

I'm playful, bold, and still figuring out how to be a responsible adult cat after my time as a stray. I'll thrive in a home that understands my excitement, can redirect my chaos into playtime, and maybe keeps a close eye on elevated surfaces. With structure, patience, and regular meals (did I mention meals?), I'm going to be an incredible companion with a huge personality.

If you're looking for a goofy, food-obsessed, slightly unhinged sweetheart who keeps life entertaining, I'm ready to land right in your home-preferably near the kitchen.