Darla

SPAYED. SINGLE & READY TO MINGLE.
Name: Darla
Age: 18 months
Species: Cat (but emotionally, a golden retriever)

About Me:
Hi, I'm Darla, 18 months young, fun-employed, and thriving. I'm friendly, outrageously happy, and extremely chatty. If you've ever thought, "Wow, my house is too quiet and calm" ... congratulations, I am the solution. I love life, I love people, and I love telling you ALL about my day. (Spoiler: it involved naps.)

I enter every room like I've been invited. Because I assume I have been.

My Personality:
Confident
Affectionate
Professional Conversationalist
Brings main-character energy to even the smallest moments

I'm the kind of girl who will greet you like you've been gone for years even if it was just a bathroom break. I don't do subtle. I do joyful.

Hobbies & Interests:
Chatting (with you, at you, near you)
Supervising everything you do
Being involved for no reason
Loving life very loudly
Existing in a way that demands attention

What I'm Looking For:
A human who appreciates a happy, friendly, talkative companion and understands that silence is overrated. Someone who wants a cat who actually acts like she's happy to see them. If you like personality, laughter, and a constant little presence in your life then we'll get along beautifully.

Deal Breakers:
Being ignored
People who say "it's just a cat"
A home with no time for chatting

Final Thoughts:
I'm Darla. I'm 18 months of pure joy wrapped in fur, and I'm ready to bring love, laughs, and commentary into your life.
Swipe right. Adopt me. You won't regret it.