Catsby

Now Hiring: Working Cat (Pest Control Specialist)
Name: Catsby
Position Type: Full-time, independent contractor
Experience Level: Junior (just over 1 year old), but highly motivated

About the Candidate:
Catsby is a sweet, petite professional with a quiet confidence. She may be a little shy during the interview process, but give her time and she'll show you her playful side. She enjoys the company of humans, prefers a respectful working relationship, and values her personal space-very professional boundaries.

Key Responsibilities:
-Proactive mouse detection and elimination (real mice only; she takes great pride in this)
-Patrol outdoor areas during the day with diligence and enthusiasm
-Occasional play breaks involving wand toys and high-speed chases
-Supervisory duties from the top perch of her scratching tower

Required Skills & Qualifications:
-Strong hunting instincts
-Independent, self-directed worker
-Tolerates the occasional pat as a morale boost
-Best suited to a calm workplace (child-free environment preferred)
-Comfortable working both outdoors and indoors

Perks & Benefits:

-Flexible schedule with plenty of roaming time
-Access to premium lounging locations
-A low-drama, low-maintenance colleague
-The quiet satisfaction of a job well done (and a mouse-free workplace)

Ideal Work Environment:
A home that appreciates a capable working cat who likes to be nearby-but not micromanaged. A place where she can roam, relax, and be respected as the professional she is.

Apply Today:
If you're looking for a cute, sweet, and slightly shy pest control expert who balances hard work with well-earned naps, Catsby may be the perfect addition to your team.