Blossom

Hi, I'm basically a genius. My foster mum put me in this "secure" play pen thinking she had outsmarted me, well she now knows what determination looks like, she's still scratching her head.
Now, I'll be honest—new people and animals make me a bit nervous at first. I need a moment to assess the situation, run a quick background check, sniff some ankles. But once I decide you're okay, congratulations, you've got a stage-five clinger for life.
I'm also working on this whole "toilet outside" thing. Apparently the living room carpet is not an acceptable bathroom? The rules here are very confusing and my foster mum keeps making this sighing noise. I'm sure I'll figure it out.
But here's what really matters: I am an absolute professional at playtime, and my belly isn't going to rub itself.
My foster mum told me there is a small cost to adopt me, but she also told me it's so I don't accidentally have kids. I'm told it will mean I don't need child support.