Gizmo

Hi. It is me. Kim Katdashian. Yes the Kim of the cat world. I am beautiful I am iconic and honestly I cannot believe I am not already verified somewhere. I am a refined girl with a calm confident presence and I fully expect to be adored. I mean have you seen me

I live a very balanced lifestyle. Most of my days are spent lounging in glamorous positions and looking effortlessly perfect while acting like I do not notice people staring at me even though of course I do. I like to keep my routine calm and intentional and I practise mindfulness by giving slow relaxed blinks to my admirers and I schedule multiple beauty naps throughout the day to keep my glow at its highest level. Honestly, I am basically a wellness influencer with whiskers.

I love people and I appreciate attention when it is offered tastefully. If you approach me with gentle energy I will grace you with my presence. If you pick me up the wrong way I will give you that classic Kim look that says "really?". Please maintain my standards.

I enjoy calm dogs and respectful cats and I am perfectly happy to share my home as long as everyone understands that I am the main character. I am not dramatic but I am expressive and I will absolutely let you know if something affects my vibe.

I am looking for a home that understands luxury comfort and good lighting. I would like soft blankets warm windows and a family who appreciates a girl with elegance confidence and a little diva energy. Nothing unreasonable, just everything I deserve.

If you think your home could use a touch of glam I am available for adoption and yes I already know I will look amazing on your couch.

Love
Kim Katdashian