Barkly

You know that one friend who just has to say hi to everyone at the party, whether they know them or not? That’s Barkly.

Barkly believes silence is a conspiracy. If there’s a person walking past, a dog at the park, or a chicken daring to exist next door, Barkly will make sure everyone in a three-block radius is fully informed.

When Barkly isn’t running his local neighbourhood watch program, he’s actually a model citizen. This good boy is house trained, crate trained, and knows enough commands and tricks to qualify for Australia’s Got Talent. However, he works strictly on a treat-for-service basis. Without payment, he experiences sudden “training amnesia.”

Recall? Oh, that’s adorable. He absolutely recalls that you exist, he just chooses not to acknowledge it if there’s another dog, a leaf, or a rogue butterfly within sight.

Despite his energetic approach to life, he loves a good cuddle session and appreciates a little meditation. He has a crate where he chills like a zen monk, which is ironic given he spends the rest of his day like an espresso shot with legs but it's his peaceful den and he enjoys his down-time as much as his play time.

Barkly would enjoy the company of an older dog who likes to run and play as much as he does, but can set appropriate boundaries and remind him of the household rules. He is currently living with cats but he gets over-excited so he'd probably do better in a home without feline friends.

Barkly's Ideal Home:

One with lots of space (and some sort of “outlet” for his infinite energy). Think big yard, bush walks, beach runs, agility training, puzzles and environmental stimulation.

A human with patience, humour, and a bottomless treat pouch.

Someone who gets that energy isn’t a flaw, it’s a lifestyle.

A family who embraces his imperfections and knows that underneath all that enthusiasm is a clever, loyal, endlessly entertaining best mate.

In return, Barkly will gift you endless laughs, loyal cuddles and the sort of comedic chaos that makes every day memorable.

If you’ve ever wished your life had a live-in stand-up comedian with four legs and selective hearing... congratulations, your wish has been granted!