Sir Slug

I'm Sir Slug, and I'm ready to retire in comfort and style.

I love to spend my days indoors with company and a few of my favourite toys. As I'm on the older side, I'm a little set in my ways. Who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks? Me, that's who!

When it comes to other dogs, I'm not a fan — I prefer to be the only king in my castle. If I see them out on walks, I’ll be sure to bark and let them know I’m not interested in making friends. I just prefer my humans.

And speaking of humans — I can’t keep up with the kids these days. A calm, quiet home with adults only would be perfect for me.

I’ll need to be an indoor dog, please. I like my luxuries... and yes, that includes air conditioning in summer. I can get overwhelmed pretty easily when I’m out and about, so I’m not much of a café dog — but I’m always up for a puppacino to-go.

If you’ve got a calm, adult-only home and a spot on the couch with my name on it, pop in an application. I’m ready for the good life — and I think you might be too.