Porky

G’day, I’m Porky and I am ready to rule the roost.

I am not going to beat around the bush, so let me mansplain this so you understand.
I am going to be the centre of your universe. Not matter what. I am fine with other dogs and with cats, I just don’t want them living with us, ok? As for small kids……can we both just agree that they are fine……as long as they don’t come near us?

Your lap is mine. Your bed is mine. I will be the centre of your universe.
In return, I will be completely devoted to you. I will share all of your personal space so that you never feel alone. I will let you be in charge of the remote and the snacks. I will keep your lap warm, and I will protect you from all things, real or fictitious.

I am quite opinionated but, let’s be honest, my opinions are always correct. At least with me around, you will always have an expert to confirm things for you. That should help ease your stress and make your life easier!

I do like to have my say. If someone approaches us, I will let them know to back off. I may be a little guy, but the humans say that I am a Rottweiler trapped in a tiny package. When I give the order to move away, everyone takes me seriously.

I am not looking for a human who wants to change me. At 9 years old, I am exactly who I am meant to be, and I don’t intend to change. I am a companion, not a project and I need you to accept me for me.

So, if you are up for a bit of spice in your life, are not scared of a strong personality and are not afraid of commitment, maybe we should arrange to meet. Just have your people contact my people and we could soon be in a beautiful relationship.

See you soon.
Porky