Hank

Hank: The Cat, The Myth, The Snuggle Machine 🐱🖤

Do you dream of being adored 24/7 by a fuzzy bowling ball in a tuxedo? Look no further. Meet Hank-a charming, people-loving, purr-powered gentleman who's basically a weighted blanket with whiskers.

Large and in charge (of your heart). Wears formalwear at all times. Thinks personal space is a suggestion. Special skills include purring, loafing, and supervising your every move. May have been a dog in a past life-he really likes people.

Hank isn't just a cat-he's a lifestyle. He wants to be where you are, sit on what you're sitting on, and love you way too hard. Whether you're working, relaxing, or awkwardly singing to your plants, Hank will be right there, judging gently and purring loudly.

If you've got a couch, a warm lap, and a willingness to share snacks, Hank is ready to be your new best friend.