Bambi

Humans, your time has come. I'm serious - stop reading this, get in here and meet me right away, because I am the best thing that could ever happen to you. Better than gym selfies. Better than 14 Facebook likes. And even better than kitten GIFs. Okay, okay, maybe not better than those. Because what can top that? If we're being honest, I'm probably not really the "best thing" ever. I have flaws too. First of all, I don't have Jon Snow's flowing locks. I sometimes clean myself in front of strangers and I never apologise for my fur balls - ever. Maybe you can see past that thought?