Dizzy Rascal

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to introduce you to Dizzy Rascal, a terrier mix who makes chaos look utterly adorable.

Let's just say, she graduated from the University of Hard Knocks with a minor in Motherhood. Turns out, raising puppies isn't her forte. She's more of a "treats, toys, and EVERYTHING IS MINE" kind of gal.

This little scamp is about 18 months old and weighs in at about 15kg of pure, unadulterated mischief.

Dizzy's hobbies include: professional-grade ratting (consider your vermin GONE), bird-watching (the acrobatic chasing kind), and cuddling so aggressively you might need a chiropractor afterwards.

Now, we're pretty sure Dizzy thinks she's a permanent puppy. We're working on the whole "grown-up dog" concept, but progress is...sporadic.

Expect jumping, digging (your garden will hate/love her, depending on your perspective), the occasional cheeky food heist, and kisses that could power a small hydroelectric dam.

Manners are...optional. She's like a furry, four-legged Tasmanian devil armed with cuteness.

And while she might not be winning any "Mother of the Year" awards she's got a heart as big as the sky.

The puppies are now 5 weeks old and we've decided its time for us to start helping this little girl to get her own family that will love her because she needs it.

Dizzy needs a human who gets her. Someone patient, someone who appreciates a good terrier quirk, and someone who's ready to be worshipped with the intensity of a thousand suns.

Ideally, she'd flourish with older kids who can handle her boundless energy and maybe even teach her a trick or two - teeny little ones are just going to get bowled over in the tsunami of Dizzy-enthusiasm.

She plays well with other dogs (but she will forget her manners) and she has a face on her when she's in trouble that's just hilarious.

Dizzy is currently living the high life in Strathpine and will be ready to bounce into your life (and probably your bed; fair warning) in another two weeks!

She's microchipped, heartworm negative, flea and tick-free, and will be vaccinated next. Week.

Her adoption fee is $675 (including future desexing at a vet near you in another 6 weeks).

So, are you the Dizzy-whisperer we've been searching for?

Do you possess the calm, the patience, and the unwavering love required to tame this tiny tornado of terrier energy?

If you think you've got what it takes, tell us why!

We need to know you're ready for a life filled with laughter, love, and possibly a few holes in your backyard.

Bring your A-game!