Astro

ASTRO 🐾
Head of Feline Security (Rodent Division)

Hello. I’m Astro — 6 years old, highly intelligent, and currently accepting applications for a position with purpose.

Let’s get one thing straight… I am not a lap cat.
If that’s what you’re after, I respectfully suggest you keep scrolling.

I’m the sort of cat your grandma had — the one who quietly kept the mice at bay, supervised the household, and maintained order without fuss or fanfare. A working cat, if you will.

I’ve been in care for over a year now, which is frankly a bit baffling given my skill set.

I’m a confident, independent gentleman who likes to know what’s what. I enjoy being around my people — a warm, constant presence in the home — but I prefer companionship on my terms. Once I know you, I’ll happily smooch and keep you company… just don’t expect me to drape myself over your lap like a tea towel.

I live comfortably with other cats and dogs, but full disclosure… I do like to be the boss. Someone has to be.

Now, let’s talk looks.

I’m what you’d call a very classy unit — a tuxedo-coated domestic shorthair with whiskers that curl up like a perfectly styled moustache. I don’t just walk into a room… I make an entrance.

✓ Independent but loyal
✓ Excellent rodent control (seasonal contracts welcome)
✓ Dog and cat tolerant
✓ Low-maintenance affection style

What I’m looking for is a home that appreciates a cat with character, purpose, and a touch of old-school charm — a place where I can do my job, be part of the household, and be respected for the fine specimen that I am.

If you’re after endless cuddles, I’m not your man.

If you want a capable, confident, slightly opinionated housemate…Well, let’s talk.

Only 1st vaccination included