7687 - Teddy

👑🧸 MEET TEDDY 🧸👑

Greetings, subjects! Do not be deceived by these floofy pantaloons of mine!! Who gave the maid the authority to name me anyway? I am The Beef Patty Conquerer, Ruler of Windows, Lord of Litter - and I am in search of a kingdom of my own to preside over… perhaps yours shall do?

Nature
Let me tell you my tale! When the maid first discovered me, I was visiting the gardens of their castle, enchanted into serenading the other felines inside. I began to frequent the abode until one day, food was regularly being offered... they had recognised my royalty! Little did I know, it was an elaborate ruse to trap and humiliate me with terms such as "under-weight" and "matted"?! 😡

However, do not lament me, dear subjects. As after many neck scratches and countless delicious offerings, I began to realise they were obviously grooming me to be their new King! So, I have graciously allowed these humans to serve me, for now. I am nothing if not a generous ruler you see...

Some of my current royal duties include:
• Following you to monitor your duties.
• Musical performances and nothing but the most refined of conversation.
• Allowing you to maintain my luxurious fur.
• Acquiring an uninhabited lap to make fancy bread on, after supper.
• Receiving regular massages.
• Recruiting you to accompany the King in battle against the elusive lasers!! (okay, so I want you to play with me, a King needs downtime too!)

Companions (Children, Cats & Dogs)
I am yet to have any experience with canines or little humans, but if they are cat-savvy and respectful of my boundaries, anything is paw-ssible!

I enjoy the company of another social feline or two, when my size does not strike too much fear into their hearts!

Likes / Dislikes
I am currently indulging in the Temptations crunchy treats and creamy Dine treats. Though this King will rarely snub any kind of feast! I simply require wet food morning and night and biscuits to graze between meals... I'll let you know quite loudly if you've forgotten to attend to me! 😤

I love chasing lasers and being gifted things to scratch as a reward for being so cute - I mean fierce!! As an attentive ruler, you'll often find me up high and surveying the perimeters of the castle through the windows.

My PURR-fect home would be one with prior experience in cat servitude. A castle with a cat run would also be just divine, but it is not a requirement.

Perth Rescue Angels recommends all cats are indoor only, unless they have access to a secure cat enclosure.

If you would like to meet Teddy please email adoption@perthrescueangels.org

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7687 - Teddy
Gender: Male
Breed: Domestic Short Hair
Colour: Tabby & White
DOB: 20/05/2020
Adoption Fee: $150

*Teddy’s adoption fee includes vet check, sterilisation, vaccination, microchip, flea and worm treatment

Medical Notes: Teddy was exposed to Ringworm, a common fungal infection, and cat flu, a respiratory infection. He did not show symptoms and was given the all clear by the vet.

🐾 Perth Rescue Angels recommends Advantage and Advocate from Elanco Animal Health for all of your new furry family members’ flea and worming needs.