Pirate

ARRR!!! Shiver-me-timbers my name's Pirate!

I may have one eye but I love nothing more than a smooch and a cuddle and I will demand your attention at all times, but who could say no to a face as cute as this one?

There's no need to keep searching for that X on the map, I'm here! The treasure you've always been looking for!

No need for a shoulder parrot, I'll be your eye patch buddy! Together we can sail the seas, scrub the deck, and set sails off on our new adventure!

If you have a place in your heart and room for a scallywag like me, come on down and meet me!