Last updated: 4 Jan, 2023
Published on: 17 Feb, 2022
Why you absolutely should not adopt cats
Cats. Ever wondered why Ancient Egyptians worshipped these mysterious beings? Same.
Here are five reasons why you do not need a cat:
š± They're too damn cute
They know you're too weak to deny them attention, so the sneaky rascals will be sure to make subtle appearances to lure you in. And there's no escaping that face. They already know you're going to drop everything and beg for a cuddle.
"You can't resist that face."
š¹ They're, unfortunately, hilarious
The last thing you want is your feline tickling your funny bone with their quirks. Seriously, how does one get anything done with catterific things happening in the vicinity?
š They're independent
Cats seem to be big on the whole personal space thing, so you have no shot at being their clingy best friend. They love their siestas but are happy to bless you with their company if you ask nicely.
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"Can I help you with something, human?"
šµ Kiss your phone storage goodbye
It'll eventually come to a point where you have to choose between downloading your fitness app or taking the 200th photo or video of your cat being cute. You'll pick the cat. Obviously.
"Make sure you get my best angles, human."
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š» They don't care about your productivity
Maybe they don't like computers? Or perhaps they secretly disapprove of capitalism? We don't know. But there's a paw-sibility that you'll find a feline derriere on your laptop to remind you who you really work for.
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"Ok, that's enough."
Just kidding! You should totally adopt a cat! Life only gets better with more feline feels š š There are 3,963 cats listed on PetRescue currently waiting for you. Meet them here!