Good day to you that is reading this. I am Catsby, a feline of regal status and of black and white hair. Handsome and stunning, I have plenty of personality and apparently I can be a bit mischievous at times. Though I don’t think that’s the case. I’m an angel cat.

I like my castle to have a window with a view, and an enclosed area outside to explore and roll in the sun. Enclosed because I can’t have all my fans entering my personal space. It’s safest for me if they can’t get in. The girls go a little crazy for my looks.

I like to keep active and I’m not a lazy sit-around-on-my-backside-all-day kinda guy. Got to keep this body in good shape. I’ve found my ideal exercise to be playing fetch with these stretchy round things. Apparently the humans call them hair ties. Why anyone would want to tie my luscious locks up, I have no idea.

The humans keep putting water in a bowl for me, and I just can’t understand why. I don’t want stale water that’s been sitting there for days. There’s perfectly good fresh water left in the bottom of the shower. My tastebuds prefer that. And if I catch my human coming out of the shower, on the odd occasion I might sneak a lick of their legs for the real fresh droplets.

As I mentioned earlier, I’ve been told I’m mischievous. “Why do they say this?” I hear you ask. Well, maybe I’m a little daring. Sometimes I find the urge to scratch things that look different to my scratching post. And then maybe I will look you dead in the eye while I do it. Then it’s possible I’ll dare you to come and get me. But you’ll never catch me - I'm way too quick for you.

But I’ll make it up to you, I promise. I love a good snuggle on your chest, and I’ve been told I’m a good little spoon. I’ll stare you right in the face while we’re cuddling though. Always got to be on the lookout for bad guys, I say.

If I choose to adopt you as my family, it does come with a few conditions though. First thing’s first. I will be King of the Castle. This means no other furry felines or cunning canines to cramp my style. Also, little humans can be a bit annoying. I’d prefer the bigger ones please. They are better at serving me.

Anyway, that’s me. I’m pretty awesome. So if you’d like to apply to be my family, I shall gladly accept your CV. Extra points for treats when we meet.