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About π Casper π
You've probs never thought to yourself "My life is really missing a middle aged, mansplaining, white guy" but that's because you've never met Casper!
He's white, he's old, he has absolutely no concept of personal space & heβs got a lot to say about everything!
βOh, heβs so cute!β I hear you say, βIβll have him!β
Perhaps first consider the fact that as a result of a deep-seated identity crisis, Casper believes that despite having average/low hormone levels, that he is the most virile, manly stud muffin the gods ever placed on this earth & it is his sworn duty to make sweet, sweet love to as many and as varied species as he can.
Now if you're currently thinking, βHa! how adorable & quirky!β let us be very clear about the reality of Casperβs βspecial needsβ; & please, if youβre easily offended you should probably stop reading now.
Thereβs really no way to be delicate about this; Casperβs 2 favorite things in life are to pee on everything you love (spreading his manly musk to deter literally anything with a penis from trying to steal his lovers) & then to make it up to you by gently mounting you & aggressively thrusting against your neck (yes that's correct, he will make sweet love to your neck)
We suspect being allowed indoors is a new phenomenon in Casper's life & while it is a luxury he thoroughly enjoys; if you have existing cats or cat size dogs, unsupervised inside time for Casper is not recommended; unless you're fond of βEau De Cat Pee' stank; seriously, he has no shame & will pee on literally anything should he feel heβs been affronted.
Obviously, as a senior and white cat, the safest life for Casper would be an indoor one, but because of his relentless & unwavering need to pee on anything that stands still long enough, we feel a farm lifestyle would be the most suitable life for him.
He absolutely loves spending time outside & would be fine with livestock & dogs larger than him but with no other cats; not because he doesn't get along with them but because this pervy old man can be a bit uncle touchy with no concept of consent;
several cats, a few small dogs and a couple of people have fallen victim to his βbad touchingβ behavior... We know, itβs horribly uncouth, but although he's an aggressive lover, this docile old man is not a fighter & is such a sweet, loving boy when he doesnβt feel his βWorldβs Manliest Studβ title is being threatened.
Casper is 11 1/2 years old, single & VERY ready to mingle (with your neck) He's healthy & agile for his age but does enjoy long naps most of the time. Casper, unsurprisingly has anxiety & will requires daily medication to help him with his identity crisis & to reduce his urge to pee all over your life. Initially his medication completely eradicated his penchant for peeing on things, but unfortunately once moved from HQ to foster care his behavior reverted, mostly we believe because of the dynamics of the resident cats in the only foster home who have been selflessly willing to foster this troubled, but dear old man.
Thereβs every chance that as an only pet in a mature home, Casper may decide to hang up his hormones, lay off the ladies & be the well behaved, litter-using boy we know he can be. Casper has gone periods since arriving in care where he has been perfect with his litter tray & our theory has always been as an only pet he may be perfectly behaved, but we have been unable to find a willing, pet free foster home to test this theory.
Casper needs an only pet home, access to an outdoor space where it wonβt bother the neighbors if he decides to bang on about βKids these daysβ (he's really very loud when he wants to be).
Alternatively Casper would like a farm where he can wander and sew his wild pee oats, but still have access to an indoor area to chill with you and to sleep at night. In return for accommodating his needs, Casper will provide you with unconditional love, lots of slightly creepy massages and a really lovely old bloke for company.
Medical notes
Casper goes to his new home desexed, microchipped, parasite treated and current in vaccinations. He needs to be given a small tablet every day to help with his anxiety.
Adoption details
Initially, please complete the relevant adoption questionnaire on our website - squishiesrescue.org.au
Once the questionnaire has been returned, we will contact you to discuss.
Should the pet be potentially a good match for your home, we will arrange a meet with you and the pet, and should the meet be successful, the pet will be adopted with a 2 week settling in period to ensure they adapt well.
This pet has been adopted and found love with its new family.
The rescue group has removed this pet and it is no longer available for adoption.
The rescue group is no longer taking adoption applications for this pet.