Your Uncle Kevin

Meet Your Uncle Kevin - yes, that Uncle Kevin. The one who overstays his welcome, steals your seat, and somehow becomes your favourite person anyway.

💤 Sleeping Habits:
Your Uncle Kevin will happily sleep on your face, chest, neck, or directly on your soul. Personal space is a myth he does not believe in.

🚽 Bathroom Boundaries:
Your Uncle Kevin will watch you pee if he’s allowed. If he’s not allowed, he will simply wait outside the door and judge you silently.

😻 Affection Level:
This man is an absolute purr machine. He loves leaning into you like he is trying to merge souls with you, headbutting you, and making biscuits like he’s trying to pay rent. If cuddles were a sport, he’d be banned for being too good.

🐕🐈 Social Skills:
Cat friendly ✔️
Dog friendly ✔️
Kid friendly ✔️
Your Uncle Kevin would love a playful cat or dog sibling to wrestle, chase, and possibly blame for things he definitely did himself.

🎾 Play Style:
He has a playful streak that shines through daily — including rolling around dramatically and chasing his own tail like it personally offended him.

🏡 House Manners:
Despite his chaos energy, Your Uncle Kevin is absolutely perfect in the house.
• Fully litter trained
• Only scratches his cat tower (like a respectful gentleman)
• Plays with his own toys (and sometimes imaginary ones)

If you’re ready to welcome a tiny, purring goblin into your life — Your Uncle Kevin is ready to move in.