Tax Evasion

Meet Tax Evasion, don’t worry, he’s not actually on the run from the law (as far as we know), but he did manage to dodge responsibility for quite some time before being rescued!

This little fugitive was found lost, doing who-knows-what and answering to no one. But now that he’s safe and sound, he’s ready to settle down… to an extent. Tax is a shameless flirt, always cooing up a storm and strutting his stuff like he’s got something to prove (which, let’s be honest, he probably does).

What Tax Evasion really needs is a loving home where he can put his flirt skills to good use. Preferably with a lovely lady pigeon to woo. Whether there’s a girlfriend waiting for him or he finds one at the shelter, he’s ready to sweep someone off their feet.

If you’ve got room in your heart (and household) for a smooth-talking, sweet-talking bachelor, Tax Evasion is ready to make himself at home. No loopholes necessary!